I’m laughing so hard at all the eurovision comments seriously

• Me yesterday: I'm gonna work out tomorrow, summer's coming.
• Me today: *eats all the candy*

Holy shit I just been ‘hit’ by lightning through my phone charger I’m more surprised than I am freaked out

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)